Bubbles & Baubles

Dedicated to my obsession with bath products, jewelry, nail polish and perfume, this is my place to rave, rant or just show off.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

press release

Jammies: Ohio, United States; Mustelidae Jammicus Rufus, an aquatic mammal which thrives in environments containing deep bath tubs, luxurious bath products, exquisite paw polish, perfume, jewelry, high thread-count sheets and fluffy pillows. Owned by one adorable dog, possessed of a loving (if slightly crazy) family and generally a happy critter with goofy brain wiring. Do not feed green peppers to a Jammicus unless you would like them spit back at you at high velocity, and if you start petting one, be prepared to continue for a minimum of thirty minutes.

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